I'm working on my obligatory post-renal post.. sorry, I'm kinda busy coz suddenly many things cropped up haha.
Anyway, I found this from so-p's blog and tot it was hilarious. So this post is just to keep you guys hanging to your seats biting your nails in anticipation okay lol. I'll be back with a proper post soon!
Be warned that this post might be a bit crude but hey so what? :P Think slightly dirty if you are so innocent and don't get it. hehehe..
Rmb to fasten your seatbelts - here we go!
This is for all those men who say - Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free, right?
Here's an update for you guys then: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage. WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. :P
- Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
- Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
- Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
- Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
- Men are like Chocolate Bar.. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
- Men are like Commercials.. You can't believe a word they say.
- Men are like Department Stores … Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
- Men are like Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.
- Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
- Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
- Men are like Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you will get or how long it will last.
- Men are like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
- Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
LoL, Girl Power forever~ Woo!