Are You On Auction?

Ha. So much to write about and so little time. Argh.

Well, sometime back, can't rmb when, my uni had a food fair to raise funds for the imu ball (which funnily was held last sat, April's Fool Day!!). The food was normal la, nothing much to crap about.

The main attraction of the day was... *Drum roll pls* The annual Slave Auction! Gosh, you all must be reading this and biting at your nails, coz this sounds way frightening, right? It can be, in a way.

Anyway, for those not in the know, which practically is everyone, haha, the Slave Auction is a way to raise funds (too) by auctioning off ppl...! O_o The ppl 'bought' will have to do his/her bidding for the week... Of coz, not going too overboard la... Duh.

And, again, it's a great chance for (Read: desperate) guys to hit on pretty girls la. Coz most of the ppl auctioned off are either good-looking in the conventional sense or just plain weird. Talk abt extremes. Blek.

The bids can go up way high leh...[these ppl got $$$!!] The record was last year's bid that went to RM450!! *That practically is an infamous legend around here anyway.* This year's highest bid was RM210, I think for a really pretty sem 2 girl.

Anyway, guys will hvta strip off their shirts and dance when the bids have surpassed a certain amount (from RM30 onwards I think). Girls, of coz no need to strip la, but need to dance too. Haha. The things here are messed up la... :O

Ahem, as an answer to kryptos's Q, nope, I did not get auctioned off and thank god. Hey, saya belum 'sampai tahap' sehingga boleh di-auction la...! lol.

And nah, I didn't buy anyone la. Hey, kinda short on cash here la... Besides, no one that interests me was on auction anyway. :P

And so that was that. Quite a many ppl were auctioned off and I think they did raised a hell lot of money.

Normally, for (girl) slaves, if the buyer is an interested guy, he'll take her out for dinner and movies and stuff la. Like blind dates I guess. I dunno what they do for guys. Do the household chores and wash the toiletbowl? *Shrug*

Ok, done.

*Britney Spears' song: I'm A Slave For You plays in the background*

They totally should have played that song. Nothing can be more apt. :P