Sunday, August 12, 2007

Before And After Marriage

Before the marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?

After the marriage? Just read it from bottom to top!! >.<

6 comments:

AiLing said...

Typical of guys...hehe

k...k...lemme rephrase that.....typical of certain guys

k33LaLa said...

hmm...I wonder who is that numbskull...

Just Eluent~! said...

wah lau...

dun post such pessimistic outlooks of marriages le. i might start to hav 'cold feet'...

or is it 'chicken feet'?

Que Sera Sera, Wadever Will Be,
Will Be...

Zzzyun said...

Ailing> hehe i hope not. >.< but yeah cant help but admit that is the stereotypes on guys. and stereotypes exists becoz sometimes it's the partial truth! :O

kee> dunno~ hope it's not you. >.<

shan> haha its just a joke leh.. oh why u getting cold feet so early? *wink wink*

k33LaLa said...

Hmm...Probably she scared Thuan Tzen will be that guy (which I dun think he will la. He's a nice guy anyway..except being a gay housemate =D )

Zzzyun said...

yeah he's a nice guy lah underneath the name callings (alwix call me tzetze fly!! >.<)

well i hope the 'gay' is refer to the 'happy' meaning and not that. lol. or i'd start questioning how u know ade... huhu